You live in the mountains, and a mountain lion scares you?

Where do these people in Big Bend come from? Getting all a twitter because there’s a mountain lion in the area! For Fuck’s Sake People, We Live In The Wilderness! As much as you would like to make it a little safe city like place, wildlife happens. These people claim to love the land, hug trees, hate loggers, compost their own shit, hate modern conveniences, hate law enforcement, want to live like the caveman did. But they need to be warned by their computer, i-phone, i-pad or whatever the newest communication device is about a wildlife threat. And you should see the whining and wailing online if the internet gets a bit slow. Some even warned to beware of a llama running loose, that walked calmly through my yard today. I am so looking forward to getting out of here, it’s not the same place we moved to 22 years ago.

This is why we don’t believe the “Climate Change” scientists

 

H/T Chicks on the Right

Harry Reid Breaks His Face and Ribs: Koch Brothers Suspected

Okay, maybe not the Koch brothers, but as one commenter put it, “If you break ribs & facial bones during exercise, you’re doing it wrong.

Updated Picture. Yup, that’s some nasty shit on his eye. From the looks of the shirt there’s a good bit of padding on those ribs.

Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was involved in an exercise accident that caused him to be rushed to the hospital.

According to a statement released by his office, the 75-year-old Nevada Democrat was using a piece of exercise equipment in his home Thursday when it broke and caused him to fall and “break a number of ribs and bones in his face.

“Senator Reid was first brought to St. Rose Dominican Hospital in Henderson by his security detail,” the senator’s office said. “He was then transferred to UMC for further testing, where he was admitted overnight as a precaution.”

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The rest at Biz Pac Review

America: Founded by Geniuses, Run by Idiots

America was founded by geniuses but over 200 years later is now loaded with idiots. Read the evidence below.

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check or check out a library book, but not to vote… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

5. If, in our largest city, you can buy “two” 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman and 3 yr old child can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

9. If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested homes… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

10. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

11. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor buys iPhones, TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

12. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more safe according to the government… you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

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Democrats Update Party Symbol, Donkey Out…

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

Hat tip to rayra @ Grouchy Conservative Pundits

Senate Majority Leader and Ex Pro Boxer Harry Reid, Beat His Wife Into a Coma

Yep, I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from… well you get the idea. Now it’s up to Dingy Harry to prove he didn’t do it. 

I think that fist proves it all…

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/for-the-past-ten-years-harry-reids-been-beating-his-wife-megyn-kelly-panel-slams-reid-for-tax-comments/

The Truth About Liberals: Ann McElhinney – CPAC 2012

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