World’s Top Hypocrites Meet In Copenhagen

The world’s most arrogant and hypocritical people will meet in Copenhagen tomorrow to tell more of their lies. How can we take these liars and crooks seriously when they don’t even take what they are preaching seriously?

On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen’s biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the “summit to save the world”, which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

“We thought they were not going to have many cars, due to it being a climate convention,” she says. “But it seems that somebody last week looked at the weather report.”

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. “We haven’t got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand,” she says. “We’re having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden.”

And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? “Five,” says Ms Jorgensen. “The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don’t have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it’s very Danish.”

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles. A Republican US senator, Jim Inhofe, is jetting in at the head of an anti-climate-change “Truth Squad.” The top hotels – all fully booked at £650 a night – are readying their Climate Convention menus of (no doubt sustainable) scallops, foie gras and sculpted caviar wedges.

But of course the biggest blowhard of them all won’t be there. Al Gore, who obviously knows his gig as head of the Global Warming Cult is coming to an end, has Tucked Tail and Gone Into Hiding. Haven’t heard a peep from him since Climategate was exposed.

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7 Responses

  1. With the record volume of private jets, and chartered limousines, the carbon footprint of these proceedings have killed 20 polars bears! The amount of fuel required must be the equivalent of fuel used in Denmark over several months. Of course, with the arrival of our President, the flotilla of armored limousine, and motorcade gun ships will suck Denmark dry of gasoline! Where the heck can they park all these behemoths? Probably in all the handicap bike parking spots will be covered.

  2. Serfdom for thee, not we.

  3. Looks like climate hoaxes mean big business for Copenhagan.

    • I think Kyoto had some laws or something. Copenhagen is pretty wide open as far a laws. Legal pot, legal hookers, ’bout the only thing against the law there is cartoons… 😉

  4. […] case you hadnt remembered Peter, Commuhagen closed in a snowstorm and was an abject failure. The world doesnt want Climate Communism – because thats all it is. […]

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