Researchers Make Another Laughable Claim

A good fart joke is hard to beat for making people laugh. Here’s one of the best I’ve heard lately.

Underwater critters fart greenhouse gas: study

BERLIN (AFP) – Humans and farm animals were known to emit harmful greenhouse gases through digestion, but German researchers said Tuesday that aquatic worms and bugs are also culprits, releasing laughing gas.

Scientists at the Max Planck Institut and Denmark’s Aarhus University found that mussels, freshwater snails and other underwater creatures release nitrous oxide — laughing gas — when nitrate is present in water.

“There’s nitrate in water that has been polluted by humans, so the more we pollute, the higher the production of this problematic gas will be,” Fanni Aspetsberger from the institute told AFP on Tuesday.

Aspetsberger added that no quantitative data were available, but that it could be “seriously detrimental” to the climate if nitrate pollution continues to rise the way it has over recent years.

Laughing gas is one of many greenhouse gasses that has been released into the atmosphere since industrialisation. Such gasses act as a blanket around the Earth, causing temperatures to rise worldwide.

Rising temperatures have already had disastrous consequences for mankind — including major disruptions to global weather systems — and problems are expected to become worse in the future.

The main reason for global warming though, is the release of another greenhouse gas, carbon dioxide, by the burning of fossil fuels. World leaders aim to strike a new global climate deal in Copenhagen in December. Source

Fanni Aspetsberger? Come on, that’s gotta be a joke….

I think everyone could use a little laughing gas right about now. Looking at the condition of my 401k, I know I could use a bit.

h/t Tom Nelson

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