Sarah Palin Rumors

You just can’t beat this family!

In just a over a week, the nutroots have come up with some pretty amazing stuff. They’re sure scared of what their future holds now that the Saracuda has arrived on the scene.

Charlie Martin at Explorations has a list of 55 of these rumors, (and counting) and the explanations. Here’s the first Ten.

  1. Yes, she is Governor of Alaska. No, she’s not the Lieutenant Governor. No, she’s not currently Mayor of Wasilla. Yes, she was Mayor of Wasilla, some years ago.
  2. Yes, there are people in Alaska who think she’s too liberal.
  3. Yes, she did push for and approve the Wasilla Sports Center. Yes, it did cost a lot of money. (People keep saying $20 million, that article says $14.5 million, but then they also added a $1.2 million dollar food service/kitchen piece. This year, since Palin was out of office as Mayor.) Yes, the city went into debt to do it (how did you buy your house, bunkie?) and raised the city sales tax from 2 percent to 2.5 percent to pay for it. Yes, the city is paying it off early.
  4. Yes, she did want authority to have wolves culled from the air, because they were taking too many moose and caribou. Which people hunt for food in the back country in Alaska. No, she isn’t shooting them herself. I mean, not that she couldn’t, but I’m sure she doesn’t have time. (Thanks to bluemerlin in the comments.)
  5. No, the Downs baby (Trig) isn’t Bristol’s kid, and no, the kid wasn’t born with Downs because (a) Palin flew on an airplane (b) went home to have the baby after an amniotic leak (c) because he was the result of incest between Todd Palin and Bristol.
  6. No, Track (the kid who is leaving for Iraq) didn’t join the NG because he was a drug addict. He may have joined the NG because he was tired of people saying his Mom was getting him into the good hockey leagues. (Yes, that one was original reporting. I’ve got sources in Wasilla.)
  7. No, she’s never been in any porn as far as anyone can find (and God knows I get enough google hits on those very topics.)
  8. No, no one seems to be able to even find swimsuit pictures of her from her beauty queen days; God knows I looked. The bikini pictures that are around are photoshopped, just like the Vogue cover I have up.
  9. No she wasn’t a member of the (wild-eyed libertarian) Alaska independence Party, although her husband once was
  10. No, neither the (Canadian) National Post, nor Marc Armbinder at the Atlantic have troubled themselves to issue a correction. Yes, the New York Times did finally correct their story of September 1 — on September 5. This was after Elizabeth Bumiller was quoted by Howard Kurtz as saying she was “completely confident about the story.” Yes, that was after the New York Times’s source retracted the story. Yes, this should embarrass the Times, Bumiller, and Howard Kurtz. No, there have been no signs of embarrassment.
  11. My favorite:  yes, she has a college degree in Journalism, but I won’t hold that against her, as she seems to have found honest work as well

Read them all HERE

H/T Pat Dollard

Michelle Malkin wants this passed around

And I’m happy to help her out. It’s another outrageous rumor. You can smell the desperation from the left. They saw their hope and change go out the window one week ago, and they will stop at nothing. Pitiful.

Another great Palin Point

7 Responses

  1. She is so suspect to me.

  2. Heh. Dang liberals just cannot stand the idea of a woman accomplishing things on her own.

  3. I know Swamps. They really are like a bunch of little kids. They saw their candy taken away and all they can do is say “you big stupid head”. I find the comparison funny, not the vicious losers on the left.

  4. I’m hearing a lot of “you booty head!” from the lil’ ones now.

  5. Ahh, I need to catch up on the new lingo of the youngest generation. Stupid head is so yesterday. 🙂

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