Sometimes It Just Aint Easy Being Green

One day last summer I had left mycar parked out under the sun while I lunched with a friend only to find when I came back to it at about 4.30 in the afternoon that the thermometer of the car read 50 degrees centigrade. There was no way that I could get into that car [...]

Forest Service Moonbat, Andy Stahl, Wants Fire Retardant Banned

I’m guessing this moron is a book-learned, ponytailed, east coast liberal that has never lived outside of the city. More than 81,000 gallons of retardant were dropped on two of the biggest fires in the north state in the past two weeks. That kind of firefighting strategy is coming under closer scrutiny, though, as a [...]

The Gregalogue

FRIDAY’S GREGALOGUE: ISLAMOPHOBIA-PHOBIA! So last night I coined a new disorder, called Islamophobia-phobia, or fear of being labeled Islamophobic. As you already know, Islamophobia is defined as a fear of Muslims. So Islamophobia-phobia is a real fear of a perceived fear. So, who are the culprits behind the disease? Jackasses in the media. To quote [...]

Way Out Here

It just feels right…

The Boys of Fall

This one’s for Nuke and no2liberals…